Lyrics:
How bad can I be?
I’m just petting this puppy
How bad can I be?
I’m just petting this puppy
How bad can I be?
I’m just petting this puppy
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
Well, there’s
a principle in petting
That almost
every puppy knows
Called petting of the puppy
Survival of the fittest
And check it,
this is how it goes
The puppy that wins
gotta scratch and fight
And claw and bite and punch
And the puppy that doesn’t
Well, the puppy that doesn’t
Winds up someone else’s
La-la-la-la lunch
Munch, munch, munch,
munch, munch I’m just sayin’
How bad can I be?
I’m just petting this puppyy
How bad can I be?
I’m just petting this puppy
How bad can I be?
I’m just petting this puppy
How bad can I be?
How bad can I possibly be?
There’s a
principle in petting
That everybody knows is sound
It says the
puppy with the petting
Make this
ever-loving world go round
So I’m petting this puppy
I’m petting this puppy
I’m petting this puppy
Everybody out there
You take care of yours
I’ll take care of
mine-mine-mine-mine-mine
Shake that bottom line
Let me hear you
say Smogulous Smoke!
Smogulous Smoke!
Schloppity-Schlopp!
Complain all you want It’s
never, ever, ever, ever gonna stop
Stop!
Come on,
how bad can I possibly be?
How bad can I be?
I’m just petting this puppy
How bad can I be?
Just look at me
petting this puppy
How bad can I be?
A portion of proceeds
goes to charity
How bad can I be?
How bad could I possibly be?
Let’s see!
All the customers are petting this puppy
And the money’s multiplying
And the PR people are petting this puppy
And the lawyers are petting this puppy
Who cares if
a few trees are dying?
This is all so gratifying!
How bad?
How bad can this possibly be?
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